Neopets Nerkmid Machine

Golden Nerkmid XX r104 Special This is a special token that can be used for the Alien Vending Machine. The better the Nerkmid, the better your prize will be!

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The Alien Aisha says, 'My great machine will give you the loveliest foods in the world'

Put a Nerkmid in the machine, and it will dispense rare and exotic foods for your pet. Press the buttonsand push the levers for a chance to get a rarer treat. The better the Nerkmid, the better your prize!

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Here are some pictures of Nerkmids, you can find them around the site. The better the Nerkmid,the more lovely the food you will get! UPDATE - You can now use the Golden and Platinum Nerkmids here also!
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The Alien Aisha Vending Machine is a game run by a small army of Alien Aishas.

For a small (or perhaps large) price - a single Nerkmid - you can try your luck at winning a prize and some Neopoints. If your Neopoint reward is large enough, you may even qualify for a trophy! The first time you play the Vending Machine you will also receive an avatar.

How To Play

To play the Vending Machine, simply travel over to the Neopian Plaza, or the Vending Machine directly. Once there, click the button that says 'Press me to Continue!'. Make sure that you have at least one Nerkmid in your inventory, as this is required to play. The machine will ask you to select a combination of levers and buttons - your selection will not have an effect on the prize that you receive.

Obtaining Nerkmids

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There are currently four confirmed methods for obtaining Nerkmids:

  • A prize from a Random Event
  • A prize from a Battledome Challenger in the Cosmic Dome (Premium members only)
  • A prize from the Wheel of Extravagance
  • A prize from the Alien Aisha Vending Machine itself

Types of Nerkmids

Below is a list of the different types of Nerkmids. You can also view more details about them in our Item Database by clicking on the item image.


Aluminium Nerkmid

Average Nerkmid

Basic Golden Nerkmid

Basic Platinum Nerkmid

Copper Nerkmid

Golden Nerkmid X

Golden Nerkmid XX

Good Nerkmid

Lesser Nerkmid

Magical Golden Nerkmid

Magical Platinum Nerkmid

Normal Golden Nerkmid

Normal Platinum Nerkmid

Platinum Nerkmid X

Platinum Nerkmid XX

Super Nerkmid

Ultimate Nerkmid

Ultra Golden Nerkmid

Ultra Nerkmid

Ultra Platinum Nerkmid

Prizes

There is a large prize pool for the Vending Machine. The different prizes are listed below. Chances of winning each type of prize are:

  • Gross Food - 70%
  • Nerkmid - 15%
  • Fading Bottled Faerie - 10%
  • 'Paint Brush' Item - 5%

There is no conclusive data about whether or not different Nerkmids give out different prizes. That being said, using expensive Nerkmids is no more likely to earn you a Paint Brush than the cheapest Nerkmid available.

Nerkmid Guide

Please note that you will always receive Neopoints in addition to one item when you play the Vending Machine.

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Neopoints

You may be awarded anywhere between 1 NP to 86,000 NP or more, but the majority of NP rewards are under 2000 NP. The chances of higher NP rewards are exponentially lower for every 10,000 NP extra.

High Scores and Trophies

Your score on the high score table is equal to the amount of Neopoints you receive from the machine using a single Nerkmid (which, of course, is based on luck). Using additional Nerkmids only changes your high score if the Neopoints you receive is higher than your previous highest trial. (In other words, it is not accumulative.)

It's advantageous to spend Nerkmids at the beginning of the month after the table has been wiped for the beginning of the month, as later in the month there will have been more lucky people with large amounts of NP that came through already.

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Fading Bottled Faeries

You may receive any Fading Bottled Faerie.


Fading Bottled Air Faerie

Fading Bottled Dark Faerie

Fading Bottled Earth Faerie

Fading Bottled Fire Faerie

Fading Bottled Light Faerie

Fading Bottled Water Faerie
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Other Prizes

You may receive any Gross Food item that is rarity 98 and below, any Nerkmid, and any item up to rarity 150 with the word 'Paint Brush' in it.

On July 5, 2019, twenty-seven non-Paint Brush items had their names updated to either 'Paintbrush' or 'PaintBrush' so they are no longer part of the Vending Machine prize pool.

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Avatar

There's also an avatar that you will earn the first time you play the Vending Machine.

Alien Aisha

Average Nerkmid

Use any Nerkmid at the Vending Machine.

Released: January 2, 2004

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This game guide was written by: Anayu & noileh

This page was last updated on July 7, 2019.

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